Monocol ([info]monocol) wrote,
@ 2006-09-07 23:48:00
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Current mood: jubilant
Current music:Iron & Wine

Bumber? Shoot!
Monocol went to Bumbershoot on Saturday. Bumbershoot is Seattle's annual mosh pit of humanity, featuring hundreds of bands, crafts, readings, arts, and cultural crap. We don't use the word "throngs" liberally, as "throngs" is an uncomfortable word, but at any Bumbershoot you will inevitably encounter and wade through throngs of people, many of who seem to be going nowhere slowly, sweatily, and haphazardly.

This particular Bumbershoot had great potential for entertainment and enrichment.

First there was a talking and singing event featuring Dave Eggers (author, and founder of the great McSweeney's, the Believer, and Wholphin), Sarah Vowell, Lemony Snicket, John Hodgman (author of the best book ever, "The Areas of My Expertise," and also "Giraffes? Giraffes!" and "Your Disgusting Head") and some music type folks. It would have been great, but we missed it.

Then there was the Upright Citizens Brigade comedy show Asssssscat. UCB is/was a bizarre and underrated comedy troupe, with several hilarious seasons of sketch comedy television under their belt (until they were cruelly canceled) and a regular improv club on each coast. Highlights included the Little Donny Foundation, the story of a boy with the serious medical condition of having an Enormous Penis and Not Being Aware of It. We missed it.

So we ran across the Seattle Center to catch a reading by Chuck Palahniuk and Charles Burns. We missed it.

Comedy band "Tinkle" lead by David Cross? Missed it.

All this missing-of-things was entirely due to the throngs of people. They were just everywhere, those people. People seemed to stand in endless lines that went nowhere, just in hopes that perhaps they might end up somewhere entertaining and enriching. And usually they did, but other times the lines looped in enormous figure-eights, a kind of mobius line. Those people may still be in line to this day. We had no patience for such waiting, and subsequently missed many potentially entertaining and enriching events.

Save one:
Flatstock!

Flatstock (the 10th) is/was a huge band and concert poster show. Huge! Thousands of posters and their artists, all screenprinted and for sale. We spent hours browsing the booths, slack-jawed, dispensing praise like kittens and incoherently spreading the word of Monocol. Well, the potential of Monocol. Everyone was very nice though and did not doubt that Monocol would have its own booth next year.

Some of our favorites:
Diana Sudyka (Bought an amazing Modest Mouse poster from her. She was very nice, and listened patiently as I blabbered on about Monocol and how infinitely cool her work was.)
Push Me Pull You Design
Dan Stiles
33rpm Design
Ramen Royale (Bought a great poster called "Apocalypse Pittsburgh" of a giant fly attacking a building.)

Flatstock made the day worthwhile. It was incredible to see so much talent gathered in one place, and to have the ability to go up to and talk to the artist of any piece you admired. It was also inspiring - most artists also began small scale of course (well, perhaps not in musty possum-infested basements), and hearing them speak of their processes and successes was exciting.

Monocol will grow, we will make more neat things on paper and fabric, and maybe someday we can have our own booth at Flatstock. A young man or woman will approach, struck dumb by the Infinite Awesomeness of our posters and crafts, and they will stammer on about their own makeshift screens that they print in their dusty spider-infested attic, and how they and one of their best friends are starting an art collective called "Robot Poop." And we will glance at each other, nod, and smile knowingly.



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[info]haptotrope
2006-09-25 11:55 pm UTC (link)
must. tell. me. how. to. get. darwin. pillow.

I need it to throw at students who "just don't get it."

Thanks! :-)

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[info]monocol
2006-09-26 05:15 pm UTC (link)
Fortunately, we encourage people to use Monocol products for educational purposes, such as teaching aids, cheat sheets, and yes, beating students (and possibly religious fanatics).

We are really excited that people like the Darwin pillows (and really surprised, as we are always unsure if other people have the same sense of humor), we really have just started our operation -- hence the lack of shopping carts, prices, etc.

However, there are currently eight Intelligent Design Darwin Pillows which have been made for sale. They are hand screenprinted onto khaki twill fabric with a variety of different backings. You can check these different pillow backings out here later today. There are also dimensions on the webpage as well.

" But, what is the price, my good woman?!" you demanded.

" My dear science professor, $35USD via Paypal or Cashier check, which also includes a Little Finchy Pillow to keep Darwin company," Gwynne replied.

For any other queries, car insurance qoutes, or cupcakes you can email me at ycgsiak at gmail.com

Thanks for your interest!

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[info]haptotrope
2006-09-26 06:00 pm UTC (link)
check your super seekrit money bin of doom.

in it you will find some money.

Hooray for Darwin!

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[info]tummymunkey
2006-10-09 04:36 pm UTC (link)
hey there! saw your darwin pillow on craftgrrl and was wondering if you'd be up for selling or trading for him.

it also sounds like you're from seattle? i'm moving to that area next month. it seems very supportive of indie crafts

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[info]monocol
2006-10-10 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for tracking us down! Yes we are currently selling, and would consider trading, Darwin Pillows for the masses. Well, small masses as they are a limited run and two have already been snatched up.

We need to update the site, but you can go to Monocol to check out the different pillow backings available (we are out of the cordoroy polka-dot backing, however). You can either comment here or email me directly at ycgsiak AT gmail.com

Tom is a Washingtonian native and has deemed Seattle as having "everything I ever want in a city." I (Gwynne) moved to Seattle last year from Atlanta, and yes, find it extremely supportive of indie crafts. There are so many boutiques that stock independent designers of all kinds (20Twenty, Velouria, Shmancy, OKOK, I could go on!). We also have I Heart Rummage and a bunch of Sunday flea markets where people can sell and trade etc. their goods. So craft -- Seattle wins, weather -- I am still adjusting!

p.s. Your vinyl creations are awesome! I've only sewn my finger twice in my life and both times I was working with vinyl (le cry) so you get a "holla!" from me for making such awesome bags and pouches.

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